ACADEMY OF BRAN ...
Finally something is moving in the Italian language, a language more static and stale in the world.
Fifty years after the creation of Fellini Paparazzo , creation that has contributed to be very positive for the balance of import-export, we readily accepted the introduction of the neologism derived:
PAPARAZZI (regular verb transitive)
Although not much euphonious, this verb could in future be used as a bargaining chip against the creators of new words such as computer chat, click, copy and paste . There is one drawback: Paparazzi has a strong consonance with Pope Ratzinger. A judicious use of this verb is not so likely to make us involuntarily commit a crime related to religion, the head of state or similar.
Basically, however, we, too, even if Italian traditionalists, we have the right to introduce new forms of expression in the language used worldwide language that already includes, among the most popular words, two classics such as Hello and pizza.
But we will not stop there. We therefore suggest major changes, though not fundamental and innovative in how we express ourselves, even at the national level. These changes are inspired by recent changes in the language of journalism, particularly print and TV leftists.
These are our initial suggestions:
- "Slut of a pu ... na!" become "pig of an escort!" (I apologize to the Tuscan)
- "Fijo de 'na ta mig .." become "scion of an escort,"
- "that M' you got pe 'na fag? " become "too homophobic?"
- "ar if comanna core nun!" remain unchanged: the commanding him
- "seventh, not Ruby!" pardon! ... I missed a y. ..
- "nono: Do \u200b\u200bnot desire your neighbor's wife" become "Calm down! There's something for everyone!"
- "concussion" I challenge anyone to show me the infinitive of the verb related to a noun unless concutere, but I doubt it.
- "prostitution" is a crime? I thought the offense was "aiding and abetting prostitution" If not, I would see a lot of trouble with our juvenile prostitution.
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