JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS
Santa Klaus is coming
If you plan to make a nice Christmas present U.S. Ambassador to Italy, you can choose one or more subscriptions to popular magazines in Italy (some of the titles are appended).
If he wants to follow the example of his predecessors, can usefully draw on the information contained in those precious documents to prepare his reports to Washington.
Beware! Send your gift directly Ambassador at Villa Taverna, Rome.
If you send the embassy on Via Veneto run the risk of it subtracted from resident CIA, ready to turn to use the valuable source of information for the preparation of its reports on the Italian political situation , European, world.
I am NOT butt of consumer jokes!
In 1971, date of my first visit to U.S., before issuing an entry visa (U.S. Embassy in Paris) I have to answer the following three questions:
- joined the Communist Party? (The questioner did not specify if the French or the Italian one)
- has joined the Fascist Party? (From my date of birth could easily calculate that the fall of fascism had not attained the age of ten years).
- goes to the U.S. with the intention of threatening the life of the President? (At this point you give yourself a couple of slaps to see if you're dreaming)
conclusion, ending ... always remember
- the U.S. is a wonderful country
- its inhabitants are "faithfully and spontaneously" American
- though in some cases seem naive ARE THE REAL!
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